Wreck it ralph fanfic-Chapter 4

Wreck it Ralph fanfic-Chapter 4


"Ralph raaaaalph wheres that stinkbrain"

"BOO"

"ahhhhhhh your luky calhoun isnt here she would have shot ya stinkbra.." vanellope didnt finish what she was saying cause she knew it buged ralph

"no more calling eachother names"

"I know sorry ralph I cant help it"

"its ok president what ya want to do?"

"Do you want to go to tappers?"

"sure why not"

AT TAPPERS


"ralph can I have a sip?"

"no"

"why nooooot"

"vanellope its beer you have to be an adult to drink beer"

"ralph come on im never going to be an adult"

"fine one little sip than no more"

"deal"after vanellope took a sip she was bouncing off the walls screaming "Beeeeeeeer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer"

"what did you do civilian"

"hey tammy she took a sip of beer and went crazy"

"what whos beer did the girl sip from"

"RALPHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!"vanellope screamed

"what were you thinking solider the girls gone mad"

"sorry she gave me the puppy dog eyes I couldnt help it"tamora punched him in the face

"calhoun please dont puch ralph in the face we are all family here"

"fine solider no more punches in the face unless I have to"

"well I hope you dont have to"

"hey tapper can I get a couple beers over here"

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(Felix and tamora are both drunk and vanellope calmed down from before)

"felix lets go lets go home"

"and uh and do what?"

"anything fix the oven sorry about that"

"its ok" felix said cutting her off

"we could we could play video games or other stuff"

"I know what you mean sports"

"what?"

"when you said other stuff on the list of things of stuff we could do it had to be sports"

"no fix it I dont mean sports civilian"

"ohhhh" "lets go"tamora said while giggling they started skipping away

O_O "whats up with them?"

"vanellope their just in love when your in love its crazy,you see life differently,and also their drunk so same thing"

"suuuure"

"im serious and never drink beer again"

"yo tapper can I get a rootbeer over here!"

"one rootbeer comin up"

"good thats the only kind of beer you can ever have"

"its soda doi not beer"

"its got beer in the name"

"so"

"so nothing actually"

"yah I want to go see calhoun and felix"

"no you dont want to mess with people when their drunk"

"yeah thats a good note"

"dont bug them ok"

"ok hey did you hear about the new game coming soon?"

"no whats it called?"

"its called life changers I dont know what its about but hey can we check it out when the game gets here"vanellope said than drank her rootbeer

"I dont know when does it come out again?"

"I dont know soon"

"mabey"

"yay felix calhoun!"

"no vanellope dont"

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vanellope ran off the train to felix and tamora's house

"felix,calhoun?"she said as she opened the door and saw felix sleeping in calhoun's arms who was also sleeping

"this is why I dont want to drink beer again you can get drunk like these love birds"Just than vanellope screamed as someone  grabed her sholder and pointed a gun a her face

"cy-bug dont eat my husband I need him to..to love me..I want to..."tamora fell to the ground her breath smelt like beer

"like I said drunk eww she's covered in sweat ,and she's barely wearing any clothes"

"vanellope leave them alone"

"calhoun almost killed me"

"told you not to mess with them"

"I think its cause she's drunk"

"where did she go,she was laying on the ground a second ago"

"ahhhhhhh"they both screamed as their legs were grabed and they were dragged into the house than tamora tied them up to a chair

"tamora?"

"zip it cy-bug" tamora pointed her gun at them

"no dont"

"why are you here cy-bugs let me guess,you want to eat me and my felix"

"no no we are the new kind of cy-bugs that eat only pie"

"im not going to fall for that"

"t-tammy what are you doing?"felix said as he woke up

"im about to kill these cy-bugs"

"FELIX HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"ralph and vanellope both screamed

"tammy thats ralph and vanellope not cy-bugs now hand the gun over"felix said after he realized she was still kinda drunk

"No..after I kill these..cy-bugs..."tamora fell to the ground again

"sorry guys she's not sober yet"

"Ya think"they both said at the same time

"if I were you i'd hide that gun of her's she's dangerous"

"she's just a dynamite gal thats all"

"vanellope you should go home"

"later stinkbrain sorry I cant help it"

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To Be Continued.........

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